The Shop of Merch

Buy magical goods, crafted by my sorcerous hands, and support my writing, podcasting, and ability to insert nutrients into my upper oral cavity.


Glassy (2015). Stranded in an urban wasteland, a man’s life starts to unravel when he finds a seemingly innocuous object. ebook. £0.99. Click to buy on Amazon.


Roy’s Rocket Radio USB drive with ALL episodes and show notes to date. £20.00. Email me to buy.

  • I can only accept cheques (remember those old fashioned paper things), though more options are coming.
  • The appearance of drive will differ, i.e. it will actually look nicer.
  • The price includes Royal Mail postage from the UK to anywhere on your puny planet (Earth only!)
  • All local customs clearance and taxes, if applicable, are your responsibility.