The UK Podcast for the Pop Culture Geek, Technology Nerd, and Creative Wizard
Welcome to the greatest show in the multiverse! Strap yourself in for a rip-roaring rocket ship ride into the Nerd-O-Mania Nebula… Whoosh! From the backroom of the Rusty Rocket Tavern in Altair City Spaceport, the Captain presents the UK show for the pop culture geek, technology nerd, and creative wizard. He discusses both enjoying and creating science fiction, fantasy, and horror entertainment, in the form of books, comics, movies, TV, games, and toys. An inveterate tinkerer (you have to be to run this old tub), he also talks about whatever happens to catch his tech mad fancy. Produced using alien technology, eldritch powers, and caffeinated beverages since July 2012.
Blast off into the Infinite Ocean of Weird. Oh avast.
- Subscription Shore
- Admiralty Archives
- Abyssal Appz
- Sunshine Beach Shopping Mall
- Contact Canal
- Green Galley (New Guests)
- Gone Galleon (Past Guests)
- Qrew Quarters
- Syndication Sea
- Sponsor Sluice
- Awards Archipelago
- Legal Lagoon
Listen or subscribe to the very latest glub from the Captain’s tub via a vast variety of services, devices, feeds and aggregators (some of which I actually authorised). Please show your appreciation with a review in iTunes.
- Plain Old Directory Listing
- Feed Burner
- Pocket Casts
- Doctor Who Podcast Alliance
- My Yahoo
- Microsoft Zune
Aye matey, this be the Davey Jones’ Locker of old episodes:
- Archive.org (Coming Soon)
Recommended podcast listening apps:
Please buy something if you like the show, want to support it, and would actually like some tangible merch in return for your cold, hard cash. Donations? Pah! Enter The Shop of Merch!
- Steven Sterlacchini and Stephen Green, Filmmakers, Judge Minty and Search/Destroy: A Strontium Dog Fan Film, episode 173.
- Richard Mason, 2000ad fan and electronics geek, episode 129.
- Tom Walton, musician and friend of the show, episodes 105, 106, 107, 110, 112, 117, 119, 122, 127, 131, 134 and 160.
- Sophie Aldred, Doctor Who‘s “Ace” actress, Tree Fu Tom, and singer etc., episode 99.
- Huw Collingbourne, tech journalist, Computer Shopper, PC World etc., and author, episode 98.
- Shayne T. Wright, science fiction, horror, and techno thriller indie author, episode 96
- Christopher Fowler, author of Roofworld, Psychoville, the Bryant and May series etc., episode 84.
- Dave Strand, indie developer of audio interactive fiction, episode 82.
- Chris Townsend, actor, episode 81.
- Dean Motter, artist and creator of Mister X, episode 79.
- Anthonia Ngozi Beddall, TV producer, and Alpha, indie filmmaker, episode 78.
- Pierre Drolet, Emmy award winning CGI modeller, BSG, Star Trek: Voyager, Enterprise and Nemesis, episode 70.
- Kitty Horrorshow, indie games developer, episode 68.
- Andy Robb, actor and author of the Geekhood series, episodes 64 and 69.
- Scott Grandison, developer and podcaster, episodes 13, 14 and 17.
Namaste. Get in touch if you want to be on the show, and can stand not being paid with anything more than good karma.
You will need a quiet space, and I will require your undivided attention for a minimum of twenty minutes. Finally, and this is vital, please publicize your participation in the show on your own social media channels.
For the interview:
- Call using Skype, with your webcam off and all other internet activity suspended.
- You can also call from a landline or mobile, but please do not use hands-free mode.
- For even better sound, you (or your techie Morlock) may provide a phone-sync/tape-sync/simul-rec/double-ender LPCM wav 44.1 khz 16 bit+ recording of your side of the conversation.
Meet the Crew
Meet the capable crew cruising the space lanes of the imagination:
The Captain! Host
- The Captain is an adventurer, rock star and supervillain with a penchant for G&Ts, C7H10N4O2 and insanely loud music. His exploits usually involve arriving just in time to save the multiverse (or thoroughly bugger it up) in a Vimana shaped like a wardrobe.
“Doctor… Who? Pah! I am the Captain! Sherbet lemon? Now step into my wardrobe. What? Yes, of course it’s smaller on the inside you blithering idiot!”
NB/ Contrary to wanted posters vile, vicious, and wholly unfounded rumours, he is not a multi-tentacled cyborg from the 27th dimension (at least, not completely).
Ably assisted by:
- Horsey Line Producer, Transportation Coordinator, Location Scout
And The TRIPLETS of Evil (take that Hammer!):
- Igor Production Assistant, Butler Prime, 1st Henchman
- Ygor 2nd Henchman
- Fritz Studio Runner
Not forgetting, of course, strong, stalwart and sinisterly silent:
- Boris Screening Room Supervisor, Projectionist, Distribution Manager
The suspiciously sentient siblings:
- Ratty and Bumbles Mascots
And finally, the mild-mannered:
- Roy Mathur Producer, Editor
Syndication, Aggregation, T&Cs
Please get in touch if you represent any organization in this actual plane of reality interested in advertising with us, until then our sponsors are:
- The Royal Mail Service of Garudastan—“Delivered by dragon!”
- Garudastan Air—“Fly the (dragon) friendly skies with Garudastan Air.”
Awards and Honours
We have been awarded with the following unique honours:
- By Royal Appointment to His Royal Highness King Rajah C of Garudastan for excellence in broadcasting 2012.
- Freedom of the City of Grand Cabaret, Mauritius 2016.
Wherein I deny all responsibility, bury our heads in the sand, stick fingers in my ears, hum loudly, and shout ‘I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you!’
- DISCLAIMER: By listening to THE PODCAST, you agree not to hold THE PODCAST responsible for any resultant damages including, though not limited to, legal prosecution or litigation in all systems of law, loss of limb, life, or causation of apocalyptic-scale events within the multiverse, or the time-stream of past, present, future, and any other dimensions that may or may not exist. Suck on that Shadow Proclamation, Imperial Agents and Section 31.
- WARNING: The audio podcast show, known throughout the multiverse as Roy’s Rocket Radio (formerly known as Captain Roy’s Rusty Rocket Radio Show, and henceforth referred to as THE PODCAST), is classified as seditious by the Supreme Council of Gallifrey, the United Federation of Planets and other tin-pot bureaucracies. Possession is punishable either: to be “banished to endless imprisonment in the Phantom Zone” or “cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.”