US gangster based in Thailand is forced to seek revenge for dead brother by moll-like mother. The odd combination of a very, very violent movie that’s still meh. Also unintentionally funny in places. For example, there is one torture scene that takes place in a bar using only improvised weapons. After I stopped wincing, I started laughing and then I couldn’t stop laughing. The problem was that there were just so many pointy, lethal objects just conveniently lying around, waiting to be applied in a variety of stabby and gougy ways.
- My Tweets
"Doctor... Who? Pah! I am the Captain! Sherbet lemon? Now step into my wardrobe. What? Yes, of course it's smaller on the inside you blithering idiot!"-The Captain!
"There's Ed, Op Ed, Op and then there's this blog..."
"Well done son, keep it up!"
-The Captain's Mum
"People will think you're a nerd."
-The Captain's Dad
"I hate this!"
"I don't care."
"Who the Hell is 'The Captain' anyway?"
-"He is not an adventurer, rock star and supervillain with a penchant for G&Ts, C7H10N4O2 and insanely loud music. His exploits do not usually involve arriving just in time to save the multiverse (or thoroughly bugger it up) in a Vimana shaped like a wardrobe. And, contrary to the wanted posters, he is certainly not a multi-tentacled cyborg from the 27th dimension."- Anonymous
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-Shayne T. Wright
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