I said I would not see this movie, but I did in the end, so help me god, I did. Yes, it is as awful as I thought it would be. A pointless remake, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Absolutely nothing in this movie makes sense. Why do the poor commute from Australia and why does Australia have no Australians in it? Why is it cheaper to core through the earth than it is to fly around it? Why, why, why? And most of all, why does the script lack even the tiniest shred of humour? Even John Carter (of Mars) was exponentially better than this. May the hand of PKD reach down from the heavens and mightily smote this movie. See it at your own peril.
- RRR182 Doctor Who and the Silurians (1970) and Series 10 Episodes 7 to 10 2017-06-19Doctor Who: The Pyramid at the End of the World (2017), The Lie of the Land (2017), Empress of Mars (2017), The Eaters of Light (2017), Doctor Who and the Silurians (1970). Is that enough Who for you? Is it? Is it? IS IT? Pah!
- RRR182 Doctor Who and the Silurians (1970) and Series 10 Episodes 7 to 10 2017-06-19
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