A few months ago, I was supposed to write for, and revive, the defunct Guardian‘s Technobile rantless rant column. Obviously this never happened, because here I am still barely eking out a living in any way I can. Sob. But so much annoys me that I thought I’d start my own log of the loathsome. So, in honour of the freelancing gig I never got and my slight obsession for all things nautical, I present to you Technobilge: a whole raft (yo, ho, ho) of rants against everything rubbish (especially, but not exclusively tech).
*Sound of a wonky trumpet fanfare*