I never get invited to anything, I’m never on the damn guest-list, compared to most people I am almost a big, fat, zero in the social/biz networking department AND, just as I was getting fed up of not being able to see films in English here, this comes along-
You know the Rudyard Kipling poem that goes-
“If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same
… you’ll be a Man, my son!”
All I have to say to that is-
IN YOUR FACE KIPLING!
Must go and shave my head, find a mandarin jacket and have Odd Job clean the shark tank.