First Run: The Bourne Legacy: A Really Short #Rant/Non-#Movie-#Review

I won’t watch this for two reasons-

That clip in the trailer of Aaron Cross dispatching a henchman in an alley-way with a Bruce Lee stomp/twist to the face.  Stop doing this in movies.  Just stop it.

The contrived fact that Aaaron Cross’s patient number is “5”.  The same as uber-anarchist V in V for Vendetta, who is subject “V”.  I hope Cross doesn’t live in apartment “42” or has “23” in his cell phone number.  Why does this mumbo-dumbo Hollywood numerology still happen?

Bah, humbug.

Rating: Minus 4,000,000,000 chainsaws.

This entry was posted in Movies, News and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

Hey, you! Say something!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s