Nerd Advice: How to Make Friends (And Not By Building A Robot Either)

I should be cleaning my boat right now, but St. Murphy has decided to bless us with rain, so here are my top three Dos and Don’ts regarding gaining friends-

Don’t
1/ Ask for help moving.
2/ Mention you’ve been bitten during a recent visit to the cemetery.
3/ Invite a potential non-nerd mate around to look at your comic book collection.

Do
1/ Buy friends with money (foolproof).
2/ Attain B-list, or higher, celebrity status.
3/ Be physically beautiful, young and too cool for Star Wars.

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