I should be cleaning my boat right now, but St. Murphy has decided to bless us with rain, so here are my top three Dos and Don’ts regarding gaining friends-
1/ Ask for help moving.
2/ Mention you’ve been bitten during a recent visit to the cemetery.
3/ Invite a potential non-nerd mate around to look at your comic book collection.
1/ Buy friends with money (foolproof).
2/ Attain B-list, or higher, celebrity status.
3/ Be physically beautiful, young and too cool for Star Wars.