American Horror Story is such a disappointment. I had to force my eyes open to watch the entire first season. Only the last two episodes where any fun with the big reveal. Gross (bowl of brains scene), but hardly frightening. I just don’t get why schlocky, but entertaining Harper’s Island got panned and this was so rated (possibly because of better marketing, I’m guessing, I mean look at the poster!) About as pants-wetting as a spilled cup of tepid tea. As usual good acting, let down by crap everything else. Award: two out of five chainsaws, because of the acting and the last two episodes. Why can’t they make something really horrible that will plague us with nightmares? Blame insomnia for this cranky review.
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